70 Knee-Slapping Jokes That Will Keep You in Stitches

Brace yourself for some hilarity with our collection of 17 knee-slapping jokes! These clever quips will provide a fun take on everyone’s essential joint. Perfect for medical professionals, sports enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a good chuckle, these jokes are bound to bend you over with laughter.

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  1. Why don’t knees ever get lonely? Because they always have each other to lean on.
  2. Why was the knee a great musician? Because it always had a good joint.
  3. Why did the knee go to the bank? To change its patella.
  4. What do knees and trees have in common? They both have bark and bark.
  5. What did the right knee say to the left? Together we stand, divided we fall.
  6. What’s a knee’s favorite exercise? Squats, because they get to bend the rules.
  7. Why did the knee go to therapy? It had joint issues.
  8. Why did the knee break up with the ankle? It felt walked all over.
  9. Why did the knee become a gardener? It was good at planting.
  10. Why are knees bad at secrets? Because they buckle under pressure.
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  1. Why do knees hate winter? They get chilled to the bone.
  2. Why did the knee get a promotion? It’s good at bending over backward.
  3. What’s a knee’s favorite story? A tale of two cities, because it’s always in the middle.
  4. Why did the knee get into politics? It’s used to taking a stand.
  5. What did the knee say to the leg? “I find you humerus.”
  6. Why did the knee get a time-out? It wouldn’t quit kicking.
  7. What’s a knee’s favorite fruit? A bendana.
  8. Why are knees terrible comedians? They always crack under pressure.
  9. Why did the knee start meditating? It wanted to find its inner peace.
  10. What’s a knee’s favorite car? A Bentley.
  11. What do you call a knee that sings? A knee-soprano.
  12. Why did the knee become a baker? It kneeded a change.
  13. Why did the knee go to school? It wanted to be a straight A student.
  14. Why are knees good at yoga? They’re great at bending.
  15. Why did the knee write a book? It had a story to tell-a (patella).
  16. Why did the knee become an artist? It liked to sketch bones.
  17. Why did the knee go to the party? To break the ice.
  18. Why did the knee join the circus? It was a natural at high knee acts.
  19. What’s a knee’s favorite dance? The twist.
  20. Why did the knee become a detective? It could always find the missing ligament.
  21. What do knees and the earth have in common? They both have a circumference.
  22. Why did the knee become a chef? Because it was great at kneading.
  23. Why are knees great astronomers? They’re used to looking below.
  24. Why did the knee get an award? It had outstanding flex appeal.
  25. Why are knees terrible at playing hide and seek? They always buckle under the stress.
  26. What did the knee say at the talent show? “I’ve got the moves like Jagger!”
  27. Why did the knee apply for a loan? It was short on cash.
  28. Why do knees hate tight pants? They can’t breathe.
  29. Why did the knee start a band? It was looking for some bandmates.
  30. What’s a knee’s favorite movie? Bend it Like Beckham.
  31. Why don’t knees make good bakers? They always fold under pressure.
  32. Why did the knee go to the casino? It was feeling lucky.
  33. What do you call a knee that’s good at chess? Check-mate.
  34. Why did the knee go to the doctor? It felt a little weak.
  35. What’s a knee’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.
  36. Why did the knee become a lawyer? It was good at standing its ground.
  37. What’s a knee’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
  38. Why do knees make terrible secret agents? They always crack under pressure.
  39. What do you call a knee with a cold? A sneeze.
  40. Why did the knee join the military? It wanted to serve and protect.
  41. Why did the knee start a blog? It had a lot to articulate.
  42. What’s a knee’s favorite activity? Binge-watching TV, it’s a real knee-slapper!
  43. What did the knee say to the football? You get a kick out of this!
  44. Why did the knee refuse to play poker? It was tired of dealing with shins.
  45. What do you call a knee that’s an expert in wines? A sommeli-knee.
  46. Why did the knee join the choir? It wanted to hit the high notes.
  47. Why did the knee go to the gym? It wanted to flex its muscles.
  48. Why did the knee get a haircut? It wanted to trim the fat.
  49. What’s a knee’s favorite type of joke? A knee-slapper!
  50. What do you call a knee that likes to gamble? A knee-high roller.
  51. Why did the knee go to the bakery? It was craving some rolls.
  52. Why did the knee become a carpenter? It loved working with joints.
  53. What do you call a knee that’s an entrepreneur? A knee-otech startup.
  54. Why did the knee start doing yoga? It was looking for inner flexibility.
  55. What’s a knee’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve, for the countdown.
  56. What do you call a knee that can sing? Knee-lo Diamond.
  57. What do you call a knee that’s a gardener? A plant-knee.
  58. Why did the knee become a mailman? It always delivered.
  59. What do you call a knee with a map? Knee-vigator.
  60. Why do knees make great detectives? They’re always on the case.
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We hope you’ve enjoyed these knee jokes and they’ve helped flex your humor muscles! Just like a good knee bend during a workout, laughter adds flexibility and vitality to our lives. Keep coming back for more content that aims to tickle your funny bone and keep you laughing, one joke at a time.