110 Juicy Fruit Jokes That Will Make Your Day Sweeter

Step into our garden of humor with a delightful collection of fruit jokes! Bursting with wit and whimsy, these jokes offer a sweet escape into the realm of laughter. Whether you’re a fruit enthusiast, or simply a fan of wholesome humor, our collection promises to seed your day with joy. Get ready to peel back the layers of ordinary and bite into the extraordinary world of fruit-themed hilarity!

1. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
2. Why don’t fruits ever get married? They cantaloupe.
3. Why did the raspberry thank the yogurt? Because it made it berry smooth.
4. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well.
5. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
6. What do you call a fruit that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
7. What do you call an apple that plays the guitar? A jam session!
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
10. Why did the grape stop in the middle of a conversation? It had to pause for a wine.
11. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill!
12. Why was the peach acting funny at the party? It was totally pit-faced.
13. How do you compliment a banana? Just say, “You’re appealing!”
14. What do you call a fruit that breaks the law? A crimi-nal.
15. What did the grape say to the pineapple? Stop being so tart!
16. How do you get a watermelon pregnant? Plant a seed in it.
17. What do you call an angry orange? Pulp Friction.
18. What did the fruit basket say to the apple? You’re the apple of my eye.
19. Why are bananas never alone? They come in peels.
20. Why did the strawberry cry? Because it was in a jam.

21. What’s a fruit’s favorite TV show? Berry-tales.
22. Why did the apple and orange break up? They were tired of being compared.
23. What’s an avocado’s favorite day of the week? Guac-day.
24. Why was the peach blushing? It saw the salad dressing.
25. What do you call a fast banana? A peel out.
26. Why was the grape upset? It was crushed.
27. What do you call a scared fruit? A chicken berry.
28. Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are always concentrated.
29. What’s a fruit’s favorite pick-up line? “I find you very appealing!”
30. Why was the watermelon moody? It was in a melon-choly state.
31. What did the grapefruit say to the lime? “You’re sublime!”
32. Why did the banana go to therapy? It couldn’t find its bunch.
33. How do you organize a fruit party? You make a fruit punch!
34. What’s a fruit’s favorite sport? Squash!
35. What did the lemon say to the lime? “You’re out of lime!”
36. What did the fig say to the prune? “You’re plum crazy!”
37. How does a fruit like its steak? Berry well done.
38. Why was the raspberry so sweet? It sugar coats everything.
39. Why don’t strawberries ever keep secrets? Because they always jam up.
40. Why was the apricot afraid of heights? It didn’t want to fall into a pit.
41. Why did the orange stop? It ran out of zest.
42. Why did the apple go to school? To get a little more polished.
43. What’s an apple’s favorite subject in school? Geography, they love to explore the core of the Earth.
44. Why do fruits go to parties? They like to pear up.
45. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It found a better match in a pear.
46. Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always peel out the right path.
47. What do you call a fake banana? A plant-ain.
48. How do you fix a broken apple? With a fruit glue.
49. Why did the apple refuse to fight the banana? It didn’t want to get into a jam.
50. What do you call a fruit that’s gone bad? A rott-apple.
51. What do you call a modest berry? A humbleberry.
52. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a peel.
53. What’s a fruit’s favorite game? Pulp Fiction.
54. Why was the banana embarrassed? Because it slipped up.
55. What’s a fruit’s favorite movie? James and the Giant Peach.
56. Why was the orange always late? Because it couldn’t concentrate.
57. Why don’t fruits use computers? They’re afraid of getting a virus.
58. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of shoe? Banana peel-ers.
59. Why was the fruit bowl empty? Because it was all eaten up.
60. What did the peach say to the mango? “You’re so sweet, you’re making me blush!”
61. Because they’re afraid of being the butt of the fruit punch.
62. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
63. Why are pineapples the most popular fruits at parties? Because they always bring the pina coladas!
64. What do you call a mischievous berry? A straw-very naughty.
65. What do bananas do when they answer the phone? “Yellow?”
66. What is a fruit’s favorite social media platform? Vine.
67. Why was the strawberry always stressed? Because it was always in a jam.
68. What’s an apple’s favorite type of music? Hardcore!
69. What did the fruit say after a bad date? “We’re just not peeling it.”
70. Why do melons always have traditional weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
71. What do you call a clumsy grape? A fall-berry.
72. What did the pineapple say to the guava? “You’re a guava my dreams!”
73. Why did the grapefruit get an award? It was outstanding in its peel.
74. Why did the lemon join the circus? It wanted to be a sourpuss.
75. Why do apples always win at video games? Because they have the best cores.
76. How do you know if a fruit is into fitness? It has a lot of peaches.
77. What’s a fruit’s favorite type of news? The latest squeeze.
78. Why are berries so good at making decisions? They always weigh the pros and the cons.
79. What do you call a talkative berry? A blab-berry.
80. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
81. What did the berry say to its child at bedtime? “Goodnight, my little sweet pea.”
82. How do grapes handle a breakup? They wine about it.
83. Why are lemons so bitter? They can’t handle the zest of life.
84. What do you call an apple with an attitude? A crab apple.
85. Why are oranges so optimistic? They always look at the zest side of life.
86. How did the fruit greet its lover? “Honeydew you love me?”
87. What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? The splits.
88. Why did the apple never win the race? It always got beat to the pulp.
89. Why do bananas never feel out of place? They just blend in.
90. Why did the fruit go to jail? It was caught stalking a berry.
91. What do you call an apple who’s a great listener? An ear of corn.
92. Why don’t berries ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always getting jammed.
93. Why was the banana so good at tennis? It always had the perfect serve.
94. What’s a berry’s favorite type of poetry? Rhyme-berry.
95. Why are oranges always at peace? They’re never in a jam.
96. What did the grape say after hearing a secret? “I promise I won’t wine.”
97. What did the berry do to show its love? It made a grape sacrifice.
98. Why was the apple always getting into fights? It had a chip on its shoulder.
99. What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language? Berry rude.
100. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
101. What did the melon say to the cantaloupe? “You’re one in a melon!”
102. Why did the grape cross the road? To get to the other vine.
103. Why don’t bananas ever feel cold? They always wear peels.
104. What’s a fruit’s favorite spot at the playground? The monkey bars.
105. Why are grapes never lonely? Because they come in bunches.
106. What did the fruit use to write a letter? A pen-cil.
107. Why was the fruit so funny? It was a-peeling.
108. Why was the fruit always quiet in class? It didn’t want to speak out of turn-ip.
109. What do you call a scared banana? A yellow belly.
110. What did the grape say to the fig? “Stop acting so dried up!”

We hope our selection of fruit jokes added a squeeze of fun to your day! These jokes serve as a testament to the blend of creativity and humor that can be found in everyday life. The next time you’re enjoying your favorite fruit, remember these jokes and share the laughter. Until then, keep your spirits high and your jokes fruity! Enjoy the taste of joy, one pun at a time.