Brace yourselves for a feast of giggles this Thanksgiving with our handpicked collection of puns. These clever quips, perfect for dinner table chuckles or festive social media captions, will leave your friends and family gobbling for more. Get ready to add a side of humor to your Thanksgiving celebration with these playful puns.
- Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- How do you keep your pants tight on Thanksgiving? With a turkey belt!
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- What kind of key can’t open doors? A turKEY.
- Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
- Why don’t turkeys fly? They can’t afford plane tickets.
- Why did the Thanksgiving pie go to a psychiatrist? It had too many layers!
- How does a turkey drink its wine? In gobble-lets!
- What do you call a stuffed animal on Thanksgiving? A stuffed turkey.
- Why did the chef have to stop cooking? He lost his stuffing.
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.
- What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? A survivor.
- Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table so proud? It was stuffed!
- Why do turkeys always gobble? They never learned to speak human.
- Why did the potato argue with the sweet potato? It had a chip on its shoulder.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The gobble-ena.
- Why was the turkey at the talk show? He was a guest of “honk-or.”
- What do turkeys and computers have in common? A byte!
- Why did the corn stalk? It heard the peas whisper.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of math? Gobble-ometry.
- What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music? Plymouth Rock and Roll.
- How do turkeys see? With their poultry-geist.
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
- What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
- Why did the Pilgrim become a baker? He kneaded a job.
- What does a turkey use to fix his house? Gobble D. Goop.
- What’s the turkey’s favorite part of the computer? The keyboard – they can peck at it all day.
- Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving? He wanted to carry-on his leftovers.
- Why are turkeys always the center of attention? They know how to strut their stuffing.
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
- Why did the turkey bake a cake? Because it was a layer turkey.
- How do you unlock doors on Thanksgiving? With a turkey key.
- What do you call a turkey that’s got no feathers? Thanksgiving dinner.
- Why did the Pilgrim bring an extra pair of pants to dinner? In case he got a buckle in his knee.
- Why was the turkey at the disco? He heard there would be lots of stuffing.
- How do turkeys flirt? They use fowl language.
- Why did the turkey start a fight at Thanksgiving dinner? He had the stuffing knocked out of him.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite soup? Gobble-gobble-goulash.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- Why did the roll go to Thanksgiving dinner? It heard there’d be butter.
- What do you call a turkey the day before Thanksgiving? Nervous.
- Why don’t Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? The corn has ears.
- Why did the turkey break up with the chicken? They had a fowl relationship.
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
- How do turkeys show their gratitude? They give gobbles of thanks.
- Why was the turkey invited to Thanksgiving? It had the right stuffing.
- Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road? To get to the other side dish!
- What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A gobble-arian.
- Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed.
- How do turkeys keep their pants up? With gravy belts!
- Why was the sweet potato not allowed to play in the Thanksgiving game? It couldn’t handle the mash.
- Why did the pie go to a therapist? It had filling issues.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? The gobble-let squat.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite side dish? Stuffing because it’s in-cider.
- What do you call a turkey with a six-pack? An abs-olute gobbler.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite accessory? Its feather boa.
- What do you call a pilgrim who makes jokes? Plymouth Snark.
- What did the Pilgrim wear to the dinner? His Harvest Vest.
- Why don’t turkeys get along with chickens? They think they’re a bunch of clucks.
- What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing, they’re already stuffed.
- How do Pilgrims keep their pants up? With Thanksgiving belt buckles.
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
- Why did the turkey eat its meal so quickly? It was a gobbler.
- Why did the turkey join a bowling team? It heard they needed a good striker.
- What does a turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google.
- How do you scare a turkey? You gobble at it!
- Why was the corn so sweet at Thanksgiving? It was ear-resistible.
- What does Miley Cyrus have for Thanksgiving dinner? Twerky.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of candy? Gobble-stoppers.
- How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll let you know next Thanksgiving.
- What do turkeys use to clean their feathers? They use gobble soap.
- Why did the lettuce beat the turkey to the Thanksgiving table? It was ahead.
- Why did the pecan pie bring a map to the party? It lost its nuts.
- What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving? Grateful.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite style of music? Wobble wobble bass.
- What do you call a turkey that’s been left out in the cold? A “brrrrd.”
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of story? A gobble-y good tale.
- Why did the potato go to the party? To get baked.
- Why did the bread roll? It saw the turkey coming.
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? The leftover.
- Why did the cranberry sauce blush? It saw the turkey’s giblets.
- Why did the turkey join the football team? It heard the coach needed a good wingman.
- What do you call a turkey on a spaceship? An astro-gobbler.
- Why did the turkey cross the playground? To slide down the gobble-t.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite type of doll? A gobble-head.
- How do you make a turkey float? Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and one turkey.
- What do turkeys do when they get together? They gobble along.
- Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist? It needed a filling.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite Shakespeare play? “As You Gobble It.”
- Why was the turkey studying law? It wanted to talk turkey in court.
- Why did the turkey start a gardening business? It was tired of people calling it a “blooming idiot.”
- Why was the turkey at the dessert table? It wanted a slice of the pie.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite fruit? A gobbler-y.
- How do turkeys bake their bread? In a gobble-oven.
- Why did the turkey go to the casino? To hit the jackpot.
As we wrap up our list of Thanksgiving puns, we hope you’ve found plenty to be thankful for. May your holiday season be filled with warmth, joy, and of course, hearty laughter. Remember, the best gatherings are those where love is shared, gratitude is expressed, and humor is served generously. Happy Thanksgiving!
