100 Monkey Jokes That Will Have You Swinging with Laughter

Get ready to unleash your inner child with our collection of monkey jokes that will make you hoot with laughter! Whether you’re an animal lover, a humor enthusiast, or simply in need of a good laugh, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. So brace yourself, because these primate-themed jokes are downright ape-pealing!

1. Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
2. What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
3. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
4. What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? A chipmunk!
5. What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block!
6. Why did the monkey like school? Because he was top banana!
7. What do you call a monkey with a wand? Hairy Potter!
8. Why do monkeys make terrible secretaries? They can’t stop monkeying around with the keyboard!
9. Why was the monkey a great drummer? He had the perfect beat!
10. What do monkeys serve at a birthday party? A banana split!
11. Why did the monkey go to therapy? He couldn’t stop going bananas!
12. What’s a monkey’s favorite song? “Stop, in the Name of Love…Before You Break My Banana.”
13. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
14. Why did the monkey become a referee? Because he loved to call the shots!
15. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A banana shaker!
16. Why did the monkey cross the road? Because the banana was on the other side!
17. What do monkeys wear to weddings? Banana ties!
18. Why don’t monkeys use phones? They’re afraid of gorilla marketing!
19. What do you call a monkey with a top hat and a cane? A baron of bananas!
20. What did the monkey say to the banana? “Stop peeling around!”

21. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? Lost!
22. Why do monkeys never get lost? Because they always go ape in the right direction!
23. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
24. What do you call a monkey who can play the piano? A monkey tune-ist!
25. How do monkeys make toast? With a gorilla press!
26. Why did the monkey go to the opera? He wanted to see the Orang-utang-o!
27. Why do monkeys make excellent detectives? They’re great at peeling back the layers of a case!
28. What do you call a monkey who can cook? Chef Chimpanzee!
29. What do monkeys use to fix everything? Monkey wrenches!
30. What do you call a monkey that tells bad jokes? A monkey see, monkey groan!
31. How do monkeys get their caffeine fix? By drinking java-chimps!
32. What do you call a monkey magician? A hocus pocus primate!
33. Why don’t monkeys like fast food? It drives them bananas!
34. What’s a monkey’s favorite car? A Range Rover because it’s perfect for swinging through the jungle!
35. What’s a monkey’s favorite dance move? The monkey shuffle!
36. Why was the monkey always relaxed? He knew how to go with the banana flow!
37. How does a monkey stop a movie? By hitting the paws button!
38. What’s a monkey’s favorite snack at the movies? Ape-corn!
39. Why did the monkey like the baseball game? Because it was full of peanuts and Cracker Jacks!
40. Why did the monkey become an astronaut? He wanted to go to the moon and eat the crescent moon bananas!
41. What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!
42. Why did the monkey get a time-out? He wouldn’t stop monkeying around!
43. What do monkeys use to light their way in the dark? Ape-lamps!
44. How do monkeys stay in shape? By doing monkey bars!
45. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
46. What’s a monkey’s favorite instrument? The orang-utans!
47. What do you call a monkey who is in charge of a train? A gorilla conductor!
48. Why was the monkey a successful politician? He had lots of a-peel!
49. Why was the monkey good at math? He knew his primate numbers!
50. Why was the monkey always happy? Because life was just bananas!
51. Why don’t monkeys play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
52. Why did the monkey bring a suitcase to the zoo? He wanted to pack his trunks!
53. What do you call a monkey that shares gossip? A chimp chatterbox!
54. Why did the monkey become a baker? Because he was great at making banana bread!
55. How do monkeys get to school? In their monkey bus!
56. What kind of monkey is always exploding? A baboom!
57. Why did the monkey love to watch TV? Because of all the animal planet shows!
58. What’s a monkey’s favorite pastime? Swinging in the trees!
59. Why was the monkey good at computer programming? He knew his Java!
60. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each hand? Fully loaded!
61. Why don’t monkeys use calendars? They always lose track of the dates!
62. Why do monkeys love math? Because it’s as easy as 1, 2, 3!
63. Why did the monkey go to the party? He heard it was going to be wild!
64. What do you call a monkey who loves to paint? A Gorilla Gogh!
65. Why was the monkey always first to finish tests? He was an ape student!
66. What do you call a monkey in a snowstorm? A chimpansicle!
67. Why did the monkey go to the circus? He wanted to see the human acts!
68. What do you call a monkey that works at a bar? A monkey mixologist!
69. Why did the monkey go to the gym? To stay in prime-ate condition!
70. Why don’t monkeys play in cricket matches? Because they hog the wickets!
71. Why did the monkey become a salesman? Because he had the perfect pitch!
72. What do you call a monkey in a tailor shop? A suit-able helper!
73. How does a monkey win at chess? By using his prime-ate moves!
74. Why did the monkey become a film director? He had a great sense of a-peel!
75. Why don’t monkeys play golf? Too many swings and they’d be back in the trees!
76. What do you call a monkey with a Twitter account? A social media influencer!
77. Why was the monkey good at making decisions? He always weighed the pros and cons!
78. What do you call a monkey who won’t share his bananas? Selfish!
79. Why don’t monkeys ever get stressed? They know how to keep it cool and bananas!
80. Why do monkeys never get bored? They’re always up to some monkey business!
81. What do monkeys use to buy their snacks? Banana-coin!
82. What do you call a monkey who can’t decide? Indecis-ape!
83. What did the monkey say to the tiger? I’m bananas for you!
84. Why don’t monkeys like to cut their hair? They’re afraid of barbearians!
85. Why do monkeys always stick together? Because they don’t want to split!
86. Why do monkeys always arrive early? They don’t like to be ape-late!
87. Why did the monkey win the talent show? Because his act was unpeelievable!
88. What do you call a monkey who likes to read? A chim-pan-zine!
89. Why did the monkey start a band? He wanted to hit the right note!
90. What do you call a monkey that can play football? A primate player!
91. Why do monkeys make great comedians? They’re experts at slapstick humor!
92. Why did the monkey go to the museum? He wanted to see the Mon-keys!
93. How do monkeys fix their clothes? With a sewing chimp!
94. Why was the monkey an expert navigator? He always knew which way to swing!
95. Why did the monkey become a gardener? He loved to plantain trees!
96. Why do monkeys make poor singers? They can’t hit the high notes without bananas!
97. What do monkeys do when they’re angry? They go bananas!
98. Why did the monkey refuse to play cards? He was afraid of dealing with cheetahs!
99. How do monkeys say goodbye? “Banana-na, don’t forget to write!”
100. What do you call a monkey who shares your lunch? A meal mate!

We hope our compilation of monkey jokes has filled your day with joy and laughter. In a world that’s often too serious, it’s good to let loose with some jungle-themed humor every now and again. So keep these jokes handy for those moments when you need to lighten the mood. After all, life is more fun when you’re monkeying around!