200+ Door-Busting Zingers: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Get ready to burst into laughter with ‘200 Door-Busting Zingers: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Knock Knock Jokes’. These classic pun-filled exchanges are guaranteed to lighten your mood and bring a smile to your face. So, without further ado, let’s swing open the door of hilarity and walk into the world of good-natured fun!

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you.
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here.
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your valentine.
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much.
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too hot out here.
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a knock-knock joke.
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus the most important meal of the day.
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go moo, not who!
21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to go to school today?
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think we’ll stop with these jokes?
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out.
28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, they’re fun!
29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know, I’ve got amnesia.
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.
31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in, it’s cold out here.
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to close the door!
33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you let me in, it’s cold out here!
34. Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you!
36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it, it’s pointless!
38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?

41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know who you are?
42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked!
43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
44. Knock knock. Who’s there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice?
45. Knock knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!
46. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hang out with me right now?
47. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts!
48. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
49. Knock knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look tired.
50. Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
51. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works, I won’t have to knock.
52. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
53. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, hi neighbor!
54. Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, open up!
55. Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
56. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business, just open the door.
57. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock-knock joke for you!
58. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
59. Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash.
60. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly outside!
61. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska my mom if we can play outside.
62. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
63. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
64. Knock knock. Who’s there? Urine. Urine who? Urine secure, don’t know what for.
65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little tired of these jokes!
66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!
67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita to borrow a pencil.
68. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling!
69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it’s cold out here!
70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle not working? I had to knock.
71. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
72. Knock knock. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.
73. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing this?
74. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup and I’ll tell you!
75. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
76. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow go. Cow go who? Cow go moo, not who!
77. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size!
78. Knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you, friend.
79. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in, it’s cold out here!
80. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel roar when you step on his tail!
81. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound a bit crazy.
82. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex the questions round here!
83. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
84. Knock knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way, I’m coming through!
85. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I’m back now.
86. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
87. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta sauce, I’m getting hungry!
88. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you do, I can do better.
89. Knock knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin the matter with me, how about you?
90. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
91. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!
92. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much it hurts!
93. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I forgot my name again!
94. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima gonna tell you if you don’t stop these knock-knock jokes!
95. Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
96. Knock knock. Who’s there? No one. No one who? No one is home, go away!
97. Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
98. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it’s just a joke.
99. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
100. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
101. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here.
102. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer.
103. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you!
104. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in!
105. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
106. Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it, it’s pointless.
107. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda people can hear me!
108. Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.
109. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
110. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, you don’t have to cry about it!
111. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
112. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow goes. Cow goes who? No silly, Cow goes mooo!
113. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you, it’s a secret!
114. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, it’s fun!
115. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home?
116. Knock knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?
117. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken your pockets, I think you lost your keys!
118. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right next door to you!
119. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!
120. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business!
121. Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cookies?
122. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, let me in!
123. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too hot out here!
124. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me!
125. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
126. Knock knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect, it’s me!
127. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend!
128. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I’m hungry!
129. Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone, I’m bushed!
130. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining out here!
131. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know. Don’t you know either?
132. Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it, it’s pointless.
133. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
134. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
135. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I knocked!
136. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
137. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door, it’s cold out here!
138. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
139. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
140. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
141. Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here.
142. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
143. Knock knock. Who’s there? Woof. Woof who? Woof to see you to know it’s a dog!
144. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?
145. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
146. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out.
147. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
148. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here.
149. Knock knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
150. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
151. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo is just another name for ghost!
152. Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
153. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
154. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!
155. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much!
156. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
157. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, can I borrow some sugar?
158. Knock knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
159. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
160. Knock knock. Who’s there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time you answered this door!
161. Knock knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless.
162. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Gosh, don’t cry. It’s just a knock-knock joke.
163. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
164. Knock knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!
165. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito just bit me!
166. Knock knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
167. Knock knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!
168. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock knock joke for you.
169. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we’re cold!
170. Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any cookies left?
171. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car.
172. Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body going to answer the door?
173. Knock knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got.
174. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you.
175. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
176. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cannes. Cannes who? Cannes you please open the door?
177. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the Police, open up!
178. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla burger, I’ve got the buns.
179. Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
180. Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the party.
181. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business.
182. Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do.
183. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ray. Ray who? Ray-member me?
184. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll disappear!
185. Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house?
186. Knock knock. Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body going to let me in?
187. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much.
188. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
189. Knock knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
190. Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I’m freezing out here!
191. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
192. Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only me.
193. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, they’re fun!
194. Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get some food?
195. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a cold!
196. Knock knock. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’!
197. Knock knock. Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen let me in already!
198. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I had to knock!
199. Knock knock. Who’s there? Iris. Iris who? Iris you a Merry Christmas!
200. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your friend.
201. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right next door to you.
202. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida like to be your friend!
203. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anywhere for a good meal!
204. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go ‘moo’, not ‘who’!
205. Knock knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi-clare, I’m freezing out here!
206. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun-ya business!
207. Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, it’s about to rain!
208. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
209. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate, we made it to 250!

Hope you had a delightful time with our ‘200+ Door-Busting Zingers: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Knock Knock Jokes’. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so share these jokes and spread the cheer. Until our next comedic rendezvous, keep the laughter alive and the doors of humor wide open!