77 Knock-Knock Wits: A Compilation of Adult-Approved Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock! Who’s there? A collection of knock-knock jokes tailored for adults! These classic quips have been infused with a mature twist, promising laughter and light-hearted amusement. Get ready to open the door to hilarity and revisit this timeless joke format with a fresh perspective.

1. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!”
2. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!”
3. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!”
4. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!”
5. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Oh no, don’t cry—it’s just a joke!”
6. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!”
7. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?”
8. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
9. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked—that’s why I’m knocking!”
10. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts!”
11. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!”
12. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!”
13. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know. I’m asking you!”
14. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too hot outside!”
15. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah place where we can get something to eat?”
16. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let me in—it’s cold out here!”
17. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell—it’s broken!”
18. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!”
19. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or what?”
20. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for ten minutes!”
21. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abel. Abel who? Abel to see me, or do I need to knock louder?”
22. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!”
23. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!”
24. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!”
25. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes—they’re hilarious!”
26. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Philip. Philip who? Philip my cup, I’m thirsty!”
27. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!”
28. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?”
29. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?”
30. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!”
31. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think you’ll let me in?”
32. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carl. Carl who? Carl all your friends—we’re having a party!”
33. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana come in—it’s freezing out here!”
34. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who? This is unusual. Opportunity doesn’t usually knock twice!”
35. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!”
36. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the lunch, you load the kids into the car!
37. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick—I need to use the bathroom!”
38. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans, you owe me a new pair!”
39. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door for me!”
40. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle not working? I had to knock!”
41. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first, but I lost my phone!”
42. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe C D E F G, want to hear the rest of the alphabet?”
43. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a clue if you can’t guess!”
44. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Enoch. Enoch who? Enoch, Enoch, who’s there?”
45. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma-nent loss if you don’t open the door!”
46. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Don Juan. Don Juan who? Don Juan to hear another knock, knock joke?”
47. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?”
48. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, you sure are excited to see me!”
49. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your friend!”
50. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo!”
51. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, open up!”
52. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yes, you are a good cook!”
53. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!”
54. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know you’re not a vampire?”
55. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today!”
56. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression needs work!”
57. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?”
58. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!”
59. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash!”
60. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupti… MOO!”
61. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look tired!”
62. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!”
63. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use the knock-knock joke format?”
64. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!”
65. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”
66. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, Cow says moooo!”
67. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!”
68. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!”
69. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!”
70. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!”
71. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel get you nowhere, open the door!”
72. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it, it’s pointless!”
73. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!”
74. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go beep beep!”
75. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima gonna tell you if you don’t open the door!”
76. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hip hop. Hip hop who? Hip hop hooray… you got it right!”
77. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see!”

You’ve reached the end of this knock-knock journey and we hope it was an enjoyable one! These jokes are not just about the punchlines, but the joy of shared humor and nostalgia. Remember, laughter is the best medicine and a knock-knock joke can be a delightful dose. Keep smiling, and stay tuned for more chuckle-inducing content!