100 Corn-ucopia of Corn Puns That Will Make You Kernel with Laughter

Pop into the delightful world of corn humor with our collection of 25 corn puns. Guaranteed to make you kernel with laughter, these puns are perfect for sharing at your next BBQ party or during a corn roast. Get ready for an a-maize-ing journey filled with giggles and good times!

1. Why was the cornstalk feeling unhappy? It was all ears, but nobody ever listened.
2. When you need to keep secrets, corn is the best option. They’re all ears.
3. Did you hear about the corn’s party? It was a-maize-ing!
4. What does a cornstalk say when it’s frustrated? “Aw, shucks!”
5. Why is corn such a good listener? Because it’s all ears!
6. Corn never gets lost. It always follows the kernel of truth.
7. How did the corn break up with its girlfriend? It said, “We’re ear-replaceable.”
8. Why didn’t the corn go into the haunted house? It got too ear-itated!
9. Where does corn go to have fun? The pop-corn!
10. Why was the baby corn upset with its mom? Because she was all ears!
11. What do you call a corn that joins the military? Kernel.
12. Corn never cracks a joke because it might pop!
13. The scarecrow won an award because he was out-standing in his field, but the corn was the real a-maize-ing thing.
14. You know the relationship is over when corn tells you, “We’re just not a-maize-ing together.”
15. Corn has always been a pop-ular snack.
16. Why is corn a good musician? Because it has great pop hits.
17. What’s a corn’s favorite song? “Pop It Like It’s Hot.”
18. Don’t play hide and seek with corn, you’ll never win. They’re always a-head!
19. Corn doesn’t like a long-distance relationship. It prefers pop-in visits.
20. Don’t ever argue with corn; they have the last husk!

21. Corn has the best gossip, it’s ear-resistible!
22. The corn plant is always so full of ears, it’s ear-tating!
23. If corn got a dollar for every joke it cracked, it’d be popping in money.
24. You never know if a corn is lying. It’s full of kernels.
25. I’m all ears, said the corn to the secret.
26. The corn has the best poker face, you never know when it’s about to pop.
27. Why do corn cobs never argue? They’re too busy a-maize-ing each other!
28. Corn doesn’t like to be pushed, it might pop!
29. How do you comfort a scared corn? Tell it there’s nothing to fear but ear itself.
30. Why is corn always broke? It’s always in a husk-le.
31. Corn is the most trustworthy because it sticks to its roots.
32. Corn always knows what’s poppin’!
33. When corn starts dating, it’s always pop or nothing.
34. What did the corn say to the popcorn? “You crack me up!”
35. What does a corn say when it feels cool? “I’m a-maize-ing!”
36. Corn never gets into trouble. It sticks to its kernel values.
37. Corn might seem calm, but it’s always on the verge of a pop!
38. What did the corn say to the butter? “You make my heart pop.”
39. How do corns call their dads? Pop-corn!
40. Why did the corn stop talking? It wanted to husk for a while.
41. Corn’s philosophy: always be a-maize-ing, never ear-tating.
42. Why did the corn get an award? For outstanding in its field.
43. Corn hates getting a haircut. It’s too attached to its silks.
44. Corn is the best at hide and seek. It can easily get lost in a maize.
45. Corns don’t like horror movies. They might pop out of fear.
46. What do corns do when they’re in love? They pop the question.
47. Corn never likes to sit at the back, it always wants to be ear-front.
48. Why did the corn break up with the tomato? They had a cob-ble.
49. Corn is terrible at keeping secrets. It’s all ears!
50. What does corn say when it’s sad? “I’m feeling a bit ear-y.”
51. Corn is always a pop-timist, never a kernel-mist.
52. Why did the corn go to jail? It was accused of stalking.
53. Corn loves football. Its favorite team is the Corn-huskers.
54. Corn’s dream job is to be a pop star.
55. Why is corn great at parties? It turns into popcorn.
56. Why did the corn go to therapy? It had an ear-itation.
57. Why was the corn not working? It took a pop-holiday.
58. Corn loves music. It can’t resist the pop genre.
59. What’s a corn’s favorite TV show? “Ear’s Company.”
60. Corn loves playing chess, it’s a true game of kernels.
61. Why was the corn sent to detention? It was talking ear-relevant nonsense.
62. How does corn ask someone to be quiet? “Could you husk down a bit?”
63. Why don’t corn make good comedians? They always corn-er their audience.
64. Why was the corn always in trouble at school? It was a-maize-ing at playing pranks.
65. What’s corn’s favorite type of math? Geo-maize-try.
66. Why was the corn so good at baseball? It had an ear for it.
67. Why do cobs make great detectives? They always get to the kernel of the truth.
68. What do corn use to take notes? An ear-ser.
69. How does corn stay fit? By doing corn-ditioning.
70. What’s a corn’s favorite drink? Pop-soda.
71. How do corn apologize? They say “I’m ear-ly sorry.”
72. How does a corn say goodbye? “See you ear-ter.”
73. How does corn express surprise? “Well, shuck me!”
74. Why did the corn join the gym? It wanted to work on its corn-ditioning.
75. What’s a corn’s favorite horror movie? The Ear-witch Project.
76. How does a corn refuse? “Not on my husk!”
77. How does a corn say thank you? “Thanks a pop!”
78. What did the corn say to the butter? “Stop, you’re making me pop!”
79. What’s a corn’s favorite band? The Rolling Husks.
80. What does a corn say when it’s in disbelief? “You’re ear-ly joking!”
81. Why is corn always safe? It has its own husk!
82. Corn always brings pop-corn to the movies.
83. Why did the corn refuse to get baked? It didn’t want to become cornbread!
84. Corn is always in the spotlight, it never shucks away.
85. Corn’s favorite clothing brand is Pop-cornell.
86. When corn gets angry, it pops off!
87. Corn is always on the bright side. It’s never a corn-tastrophe.
88. How does corn become famous? By becoming a pop-icon.
89. What’s a corn’s favorite book? “A-maize-ing Grace.”
90. Corn is a gentleman, it always remembers to husk politely.
91. Why was the corn thrown out of the game? It was caught corn-ering the referee!
92. Corn hates winter, it doesn’t want to become a pop-sicle.
93. How does corn stay relevant? By keeping an ear to the ground.
94. How does corn stay warm? It husks up!
95. What does corn wear to bed? Its pop-jamas.
96. How does corn fight crime? By popping the bad guys.
97. What’s a corn’s favorite superhero? Superkernel.
98. Why did the corn become a gardener? It had a green husk.
99. What’s a corn’s favorite dance move? The pop and lock.
100. Corn always comes first, it never wants to be last in husk.

We hope these corn puns have added a pop of fun to your day. Whether you’ve shared them during a family gathering or chuckled over them alone, remember that life is a corn-ucopia of joy when filled with laughter. Keep the humor popping and spread the joy of laughter wherever you go!