85 Witty Wednesday Jokes to Hump Over the Midweek Blues

Beat the midweek slump with our collection of witty Wednesday jokes! These humorous quips and one-liners are designed to lighten your mood and help you leap over the hump day with laughter. Get ready to tickle your funny bone and add a dash of amusement to your Wednesdays.

1. Why did Wednesday go to therapy? Because it had a mid-week crisis.
2. Wednesday, also known as ‘the day I double-check the calendar to make sure it’s not Friday yet.’
3. Wednesday: The day the week gets over its hump!
4. What’s Wednesday’s favorite type of music? Midweek beats.
5. What did Wednesday say to Thursday? “Friday is just using you to get to the weekend!”
6. Why does Wednesday love the alphabet? Because it’s right in the middle.
7. How do you make a Wednesday fun? Add a ‘nes’ before the day!
8. Why did Wednesday break up with Monday and Tuesday? It said, “I need space in the middle.”
9. Why is Wednesday the perfect day for a diet? Because you’re already over the hump!
10. Wednesday’s child is full of woe. Probably because they realized tomorrow isn’t Friday.
11. Wednesday: Because it’s too early to worry about Monday.
12. When life gives you Wednesdays, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.
13. Why doesn’t Wednesday ever get lost? Because it always knows where the middle is.
14. Why does Wednesday always look surprised? Because it’s still not Friday.
15. Why does Wednesday always bring an umbrella? Because it’s hump day, not dump day!
16. Why does Wednesday never play hide and seek? Because everyone always finds it in the middle.
17. On Wednesdays, we wear patience. It’s the new black.
18. If Wednesday were a movie, it would be called “Nearly There.”
19. Why did Wednesday get a trophy? Because it’s the MVP of the work week.
20. Wednesday: The day even coffee needs a coffee.
21. They say Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but that’s probably just because it’s not Friday.
22. Why is Wednesday the wisest day? Because it’s seen both sides of the week.
23. What do you call a Wednesday that behaves well? A good midweek-er.
24. Why is Wednesday the best day to go fishing? Because it’s the day the week is off the hook!
25. What do you call a Wednesday that’s also a pastry? A midweek Danish.
26. Why did Wednesday go to the bank? To make sure it was still in the middle of the week.
27. Wednesday: The day when Saturday seems like a distant dream.
28. Why doesn’t Wednesday mind being stuck in the middle? It likes being the center of attention.
29. What’s Wednesday’s favorite math symbol? The equal sign because it’s in the middle.
30. Wednesday: Because “Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs-Fri-Sat-Sun-day” was just too long.
31. Wednesday is like the middle child of the week: overlooked but still important.
32. Wednesday: When the glass is half-full with the week.
33. Why does Wednesday always stay balanced? Because it knows how to center itself.
34. Why does Wednesday love being in the middle of the week? It likes to mediate between Monday blues and Friday excitement.
35. Wednesday: It’s like the weekend, minus the fun.
36. Why is Wednesday the perfect day to start a diet? It’s the only day that’s halfway to a cheat day!
37. What do you call a Wednesday that’s in a hurry? A mid-week quickie.
38. Why does Wednesday always have the best stories? It’s seen both the start and the end.
39. Wednesday: The day when you’re over the hump, but not over the week.
40. Why is Wednesday the most enlightened day? It’s always in the middle of it all.
41. On Wednesdays, we’re halfway to somewhere!
42. Wednesday: When the weekend is both a memory and a dream.
43. Why does Wednesday never give up? It knows the weekend is just around the corner.
44. Wednesday: It’s the ‘Ctrl+Alt+Del’ of the week.
45. What’s Wednesday’s favorite dish? Midweek Medley.
46. Wednesday: The day even your coffee needs a coffee.
47. Why did Wednesday visit the optometrist? It wanted to have 20/20 vision of the week.
48. Wednesday: Because it’s not quite Friday, but it’s not Monday either.
49. What does Wednesday put in its coffee? Midweek motivation.
50. Why does Wednesday like playing chess? It always starts in the middle.
51. On Wednesday, the week starts looking up. Literally, towards the weekend!
52. Wednesday: The day the weekend waves at us from a distance.
53. Why did Wednesday buy a compass? Because it loves being the center point.
54. If Wednesday were a superhero, it would be ‘Captain Midweek.’
55. Wednesday: The day that’s just far enough from Monday to start planning for Friday.
56. What’s Wednesday’s favorite sandwich? A club, because it’s in the middle.
57. Wednesday: The day when ‘next week’ suddenly sounds too soon.
58. What’s Wednesday’s favorite quote? “Balance is not something you find, it’s something you create.”
59. Wednesday: The day even my motivation needs motivation.
60. Why does Wednesday love the sandwich? It always finds itself in the middle.
61. On Wednesdays, we’re two days closer to a day off!
62. Wednesday: It’s like the Monday of the second half of the week.
63. Why did Wednesday go to the gym? It likes working on its core.
64. Wednesday: Halfway to freedom!
65. What does Wednesday and a seesaw have in common? They’re all about balance.
66. Wednesday is just Monday in disguise.
67. What’s Wednesday’s favorite sport? Tug of war, because it’s right in the middle.
68. Why does Wednesday never play favorites? It can see both ends of the week equally.
69. Wednesday: The day your battery icon starts looking like your energy levels.
70. On Wednesdays, even my coffee needs a coffee.
71. If Wednesday were an animal, it would be a camel. Hump day, get it?
72. Wednesday: It’s like a mini Monday, only slightly better.
73. Why did Wednesday visit a therapist? It had a mid-week crisis.
74. What’s Wednesday’s favorite fruit? A peach, because it’s at the center of the week.
75. Why did Wednesday get promoted? Because it’s always at the center of action.
76. Wednesday: Because we needed something between Tuesday and Thursday.
77. What’s Wednesday’s favorite dance? The Tango, because it takes two to get through it.
78. Wednesday: The day when you realize that Friday is closer than Monday.
79. Why did Wednesday go to the spa? It was feeling the midweek stress.
80. What do you call a fun Wednesday? A mid-weekend.
81. Why is Wednesday like a half-eaten sandwich? It’s right in the middle of the week.
82. Wednesday: The day when Friday starts blinking on the horizon.
83. If Wednesday were a movie, it would be “The Day After Tuesday.”
84. Wednesday: The day when the caffeine dependency hits its peak.
85. What’s Wednesday’s favorite animal? A camel, because of the hump.

We hope you’ve enjoyed our selection of 35 Wednesday jokes designed to brighten your midweek blues. Remember, laughter is the best way to sail through any day of the week. Share these jokes to spread the cheer and stay tuned for more amusing content to fill your days with laughter!