Get ready to usher in the season of scares and giggles with our compilation of Halloween knock knock jokes. This collection will not only add a fun twist to your Halloween festivities but also make you the life of the party. Prepare yourself to explore these jokes that are perfectly blended with a dash of creepiness and a large dose of humor.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin iron, you’ve got a costume party to attend! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the Halloween party? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for inviting me to your Halloween party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
Stop coffin on the candy, save some for me! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy’s the word, don’t tell anyone about the secret Halloween party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul you please move? I’m trying to get to the Halloween candy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s Halloween if you don’t put up decorations? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Trick.
Trick who?
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy door open wider? I’ve got a big bag of Halloween treats! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scare.
Scare who?
Scarecrow got your tongue? It’s Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cackle.
Cackle who?
Cackle a little louder, it’s Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul friend.
Ghoul friend who?
Ghoul friend, can you lend me a Halloween costume? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein needs to borrow your hair gel for his Halloween style! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vamp.
Vamp who?
Vamp up your Halloween spirit! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Black cat.
Black cat who?
Black cat’s got your tongue? Say trick or treat! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you can’t wait for Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hex.
Hex who?
Hex-door neighbors are having a Halloween party! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton to the candy before you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Warlock.
Warlock who?
Warlock the door, we’re about to start a Halloween movie marathon!
We hope these Halloween knock knock jokes brought a smile to your face! As you celebrate the season of tricks and treats, remember to share these jokes to spread the cheer. Humor is, after all, a vital part of any celebration. Stay tuned for more such compilations to keep your laughter rolling throughout the Halloween season.
